Friday, June 28, 2013
everyone's gone to the movies, now we're alone at last
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I love movies, I just hate going to the movies. It's not because of the expense – and don't get me wrong, it is indeed expen...
Thursday, June 20, 2013
All the dreams we held so close seemed to all go up in smoke
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With the Rolling Stones dragging their ancient carcasses through Philadelphia this week on the final dates of their 50 and Counting Tou...
Wednesday, June 12, 2013
keep on using me, until you've used me up
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Stop it, goddammit! Just stop it already! Stop saying "utilize" when you mean "use." Those two words do not mean th...
Thursday, June 6, 2013
we've been sailing with a cargo full of love and devotion
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People on vacation fascinate me. I mean, you're on vacation! It's a time to let the thoughts of the real world disappear. Don...
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
thank you (falettinme be mice elf agin)
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My wife was at a supermarket to pick up a few things for an upcoming soiree at our house. It was not the market at which we regularly sh...
Sunday, April 28, 2013
amateur hour
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It was nearly forty years coming. Since I discovered them on a late night showing of Don Kirshner's Rock Concert in 1974, I have be...
Monday, April 22, 2013
take the skinheads bowling
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"Let's see... who haven't I offended yet? Hmmm... I've covered old people, dog owners, plumbers, commuters, students, ...
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